When/if you come here and encounter a “down for maintenance” page, it’s usually because I’m installing and customizing a new theme, which I will be doing in the near future because I hate this one.
Don’t panic.
*I’ve got a free ebook of your choice for the first person to cite the reference.
It’s from Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy or one of its successors, which also contains the sage advice that a certain kind of high speed space travel is unpleasant, a little like being drunk. “What’s wrong with being drunk?” “Ask a glass of water.”
I just got finished reading this to my son. I’d never read it before, so it was a nice bonding thing.
I will say this: It’s a lot funnier read out loud (to a 9yo) than it is read silently.
Let me know what title you’d like, either Peculiar Pages or Moriah Jovan.